teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

now he knows

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‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update 

feelmybutt:

unadulteratedconcept:

black people are magical

i tired so hard not to reblog this but then i saw that comment and i was just done

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

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karlimeaghan:

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